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The Best Porn Star for Cena?

The rumor that the Doctor of Thugnomics bumped uglies with adult star Kendra Lust had me thinking (She has since denied it.) Not just about Cena bumping uglies with Kendra Lust. What other porn stars are truly compatible with Cena and make the best tag team partner? Perhaps NSFW, will keep the pictures as PG as possible. And no. This isn’t just an excuse to look at porn…I don’t need an excuse.

This picture didn't exactly put water on this fire.

This picture didn’t exactly put water on the fire.

The Hulk Hogan of porn?

The Hulk Hogan of porn?

Jenna Jameson-This would be like Hulk Hogan and John Cena tagging. Jenna was once the very best in her profession, she drew the   most money and was the most over. She was never the best worker but her charisma and enthusiasm got her over and kept her over.  Since her heyday her stock is still very high, but questionable decisions and terrible marriages have hurt her. Much like the “Immortal  One.” Ultimately it would garner more press for Cena but hurt his stature in the long run.

Cena and Punk?

Cena and Punk?

Christy Mack- Much  like CM Punk, Mack has been speaking her mind and fucking the system since she has been in the business. Cena could benefit from a little edginess and Christy isn’t lacking in that department. The only thing is that she is younger. At 21, Cena would be robbing that cradle. But what she lacks in age, she makes up in experience.

Cena and The Hardcore Legend?

Cena and The Hardcore Legend?

Sasha Grey- The Mick Foley of porn. Has taken the abuse and put her body on the line for your entertainment. Worked her way up from a hardcore icon to mainstream legend. Cena would benefit from her reputation more then anything else, and prove that Cena isn’t just a one trick pony. The contrast in styles would make for entertaining matches.

The Indy Darling?

The Indy Darling?

Raven Riley-The Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Kevin Steen, etc. of porn. Much the same as all the other well respected indy standouts, they never got their shot at the big time. Yes mostly all of them have enjoyed nice careers, but have never obtained the main stream success that others have. Cena would benefit from her indy credibility and she would benefit from Cena’s mainstream exposure.

Young, Athletic, Blond, Dolph?

Young, Athletic, Blond, Dolph?

Riley Steele-She is young, athletic, blond and just entering into her prime. Dolph Ziggler of porn. Cena would ultimately benefit because she is a work horse. She could put in the time, Cena could hit the five moves of doom and they could go home. The rub from Cena would also provide her with some more mainstream exposure but also endear Cena to some of his more ardent critics.

Obviously this list is fictitious. As far as I know Cena has never slept with any of these women. But, if he has a penchant for the porn star, perhaps these five could benefit him the most.

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1 Comment on The Best Porn Star for Cena?

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